Last night I took a break from the FOX News Election Headquarters and scrolled through the TV guide. I came across this reality show called Redneck Weddings on CMTV. WhaHoooo! There are some rednecks and they are not all in Texas. I laughed so hard and I also gut disgusted.
I made my top ten list of "You Might Be At A Redneck Wedding:"
10. Toasting to the bride and groom are done with Budweiser.
9. Your wedding cake is held up by beer cans.
8. Your wedding gift from your husband is a tractor muffler.
7. You have tractor pulls at your reception.
6. Before the groom kisses his bride he takes out his false teeth. (I hooted so loud)
5. Mattress surfing.
4. Mud slinging in the wedding dress.
3. The couples pets escort the bride down the aisle.
2. When you are wearing appropraite attire for a wedding and walk up to find you are the only one not in camouflage.
1. Your husband (groom) picks up roadkill as a hobby and boils the animals heads for table decorations.
2 comments:
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Now karri, this here is what choo kall Klassy!!!!! I mean... them peopul has some dang good idears!!! Chek it out... yer gonna love this.
HAHA!!!!! Seriously though... I like the last part about going to Dollar General, because its casual...you dont have to gte all dressed up like you do when you go to Wal-Mart!
Oh gosh girl, you are one of the main reasons why I stay at this station...hilarious!
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